Leafy Logic
So there's that Coldplay song, you know- Lost? The lyrics go like this:
"Just because I'm losing doesn't mean I'm lost..."
and
"Just because I'm hurting doesn't mean I'm hurt..."
The Leafy Boy absolutely loves to riff on them. He's non-stop. It's just his sort of odd logic. Here are a few gems.
Just because I'm a book, doesn't mean people read me.
Just because I'm a baby, doesn't mean I have no hair.
Just because I'm a house, doesn't mean that people live in me.
Just because I'm hurt, doesn't mean I fell.
Just because I'm playing, doesn't mean I'm having fun.
Just because I'm an ant, doesn't mean I'm small.
I'm not so sure about the logic of the last one, but I guess if size is more about perception, every ant is going to be big to someone.